debut leeeevil show
a: you are singing out of tune b: comedy doesn't work c: your teeth are too wonky and brown d: your beard is too wonky and ginger e: you are embarrassing us with your stupid stage attire

These constant factors of harsh reality were all too apparent too often.  What else could I do? Fcuk it I thought, bought a kaos pad, an axis 9 cd player, recorded some backing tracks with the help of some true friends and then took it up onstage on my Leeeevil lonesome, and am loving every second.